The forum's been taken down as the database had been compromised. That'll teach me not to keep the code up to date. I'll see if there's some more secure solution to prevent the same happening in future but as the board wasn't really being used much anyway I guess I might just remove it.
My sincerest apologies to anyone offended by the material that was posted.
For anyone who has arrived at this page for the other stuff might I suggest here, a cold shower or a teaspoon of cod-liver oil before bedtime. A long walk or some healthy exercise will not only make you feel better in yourself it'll have the added benefit of making you more attractive to the opposite sex... or same sex... or goat - whatever.